FULL FRONTAL(OS!!x10)

Hosta `Full Frontal', pinkish-lavender flowers from purple buds?, 30-34", July-August. MEDIUM but can occupy enough space to look like a LARGE! Mounds 20"high by 45"wide. Leaves 7"long by 4 1/2"wide. INTENSELY BLUE-green; yellow margin; flat; lightly cupped OVER-ALL; egg-shaped(ovate). Scape is grey-green. Emerges(pops up in spring) with WIDE, BRIGHT chartreuse margins with narrow blue-green centers surrounded by a narrow white line. Slowly becoming flaccid to frosty blue-green margins with blue-green centers surrounded by THE WHITE LINE! This is something YOU see every night you get out of the shower! Aaaah! Ethel! Put your clothes on! And he too ain't wearing no clothes! Dad! come here quick, look at this FULL FRONTAL! Aaaah! Run, and don't stop(collecting) until I say! Oh man! did you see that STREAK! Pink-purple buds that bloom during your high in summer become WHat YOU CAN EXPERIENCE being an attendee and cast a vote for BEST IN SHOW! Aaaah! Anything but a Full Frontal! Stock from Sebright July 2017! Thanks my good friends Kirk and Thomas! (Sebright Gardens, 2016. Sport of H.`Kiwi Full Monty')